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What if Earth really did have rings?

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 21:56:09 -0600

What if Earth really did have rings?:

So cool.

What is this? And why do I want to see it?

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 10:01:13 -0600

What is this? And why do I want to see it?

via imgs.xkcd.com

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 16:39:30 -0600

via imgs.xkcd.com

djritzcarlton: Mr Morgan Freeman, ladies and gentlemen. Where...

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 15:23:25 -0600

djritzcarlton:

Mr Morgan Freeman, ladies and gentlemen.

Where does the penguin narrator rank?

(via fuckyeahslightlyamusing) I lol’d hard. I don’t...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 16:30:31 -0600

(via fuckyeahslightlyamusing)

I lol’d hard. I don’t know why.

djritzcarlton: frigginexplosions: I can easily say that [●REC] has been the best horror movie I...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 11:10:33 -0600

djritzcarlton:

frigginexplosions:

I can easily say that [●REC] has been the best horror movie I have seen in a long time. Go watch it now. The only reason not to watch it is that once you have watched it, you’ll want to experience this kind of realism all over again from scratch. Turn off the lights, don’t talk, and watch it.

Another movie I watched on my day of sloth (where I was supposed to get stuff done but decided to just chill out instead) was Les triplettes de Belleville, which was rather charming in a great number of ways. I could go on and on about this one. You just don’t see animation like this! Unfortunately I couldn’t find subtitles online… so… I just had to guess as to what the few lines spoken meant. 8|

I am greatly disappointed, however, in DEXTER S04E12 NOT BEING AVAILABLE ONLINE YET. WTF, pirates! Where is it?!

I own Triplets of Belleville. You can borrow it from me if you want to watch it WITH the subtitles this time.

I’m surprised I haven’t mentioned this before, but REC was much, much better than Quarantine. I’ll have to find that other movie too. I’m starting to really like foreign films.

blueskiesandrainbows: Lmao.

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 11:08:36 -0600

blueskiesandrainbows:

Lmao.

Extreme Gaming with an Epson Projector (via GamingExtreeme) You...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:38:48 -0600

Extreme Gaming with an Epson Projector (via GamingExtreeme)

You know you want to hang from a building and play games on the street.

"There are only two worlds - your world, which is the real world, and other worlds, the fantasy...."

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:32:16 -0600

“There are only two worlds - your world, which is the real world, and other worlds, the fantasy. Worlds like this are worlds of the human imagination: their reality, or lack of reality, is not important. What is important is that they are there. these worlds provide an alternative. Provide an escape. Provide a threat. Provide a dream, and power; provide refuge, and pain. They give your world meaning. They do not exist; and thus they are all that matters.”

- Neil Gaiman (via myserendipities)

For you poor, deprived bloggers.

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:05:14 -0600

For you poor, deprived bloggers.

GPOYW - impromptu lolwut edition

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:19:31 -0600

GPOYW - impromptu lolwut edition

via rlv.zcache.com

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 18:53:03 -0600

via rlv.zcache.com

"Do you ever wish you went to the bathroom and instead of pee a bunch of dust came out because you..."

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 15:40:55 -0600

“Do you ever wish you went to the bathroom and instead of pee a bunch of dust came out because you were dead and your body had already decomposed? Or do you ever wish you were a hundred pounds skinnier because you had died and been cremated? Or do you ever wish you went to the doctor and he was like, “The test came back empty because you were never alive in the first place”? N-E way, just wondering.
Amanda N., Columbus, OH”

- Letters to the Editors of Women’s Magazines, with Edith Zimmerman | The Awl

actual LOLing
(via manabouttown)
…?

Sit up straight. Take your hand off your face.

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 21:12:12 -0600

OEDIPUS (with vegetables) (via wishnow) Oedipus with vegetables,...

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 19:09:15 -0600

OEDIPUS (with vegetables) (via wishnow)

Oedipus with vegetables, featuring a Potato, a Tomato, Broccoli, Garlic, and Billy Dee Williams.

fuckyeahstarwars: legos:theforce:Vader Loves You (via...

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:58:27 -0600

fuckyeahstarwars:

legos:theforce:Vader Loves You

(via KWG73)

Can I get out of the processed tomatoes now?

I’m going to go out on a limb and call this adorable.

steph-honey: Kung Fu Hustle Fight Scene. Last night, my son...

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:51:49 -0600

steph-honey:

Kung Fu Hustle Fight Scene.

Last night, my son watched Kung Fu Hustle with me. His highly educated 8 yr old opinion was that it was much better than any Star Wars real life movie with Jar Jar Binks, only AS GOOD as Clone Wars (little dude likes his Clone Wars, graphic novels, TV shows, movies, games, action figures, etc.) and not quite as good as “Old Star Wars” with Darth Vadar.

I love it that “Star Wars” is his grading scale. That cracked me up.

YOUR SON IS AWESOME. I am 100% serious about that. You’ve got a smart one.

(via blueskiesandrainbows) I do this all day long.

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 11:23:22 -0600

(via blueskiesandrainbows)

I do this all day long.

Inspired by Dustin.

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 16:32:43 -0600

Inspired by Dustin.

The 50 Greatest Caucasian Gangster Photos Of All Time

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 17:28:16 -0600

The 50 Greatest Caucasian Gangster Photos Of All Time:

Your life isn’t so bad.