GPOYW - impromptu lolwut edition
scott is awkward
“ Do you ever wish you went to the bathroom and instead of pee a bunch of dust came out because you were dead and your body had already decomposed? Or do you ever wish you were a hundred pounds skinnier because you had died and been cremated? Or do you ever wish you went to the doctor and he was like, “The test came back empty because you were never alive in the first place”? N-E way, just wondering.
Amanda N., Columbus, OH
Amanda N., Columbus, OH
Letters to the Editors of Women’s Magazines, with Edith Zimmerman | The Awl
actual LOLing
(via manabouttown)…?
OEDIPUS (with vegetables) (via wishnow)
Oedipus with vegetables, featuring a Potato, a Tomato, Broccoli, Garlic, and Billy Dee Williams.
Kung Fu Hustle Fight Scene.
Last night, my son watched Kung Fu Hustle with me. His highly educated 8 yr old opinion was that it was much better than any Star Wars real life movie with Jar Jar Binks, only AS GOOD as Clone Wars (little dude likes his Clone Wars, graphic novels, TV shows, movies, games, action figures, etc.) and not quite as good as “Old Star Wars” with Darth Vadar.
I love it that “Star Wars” is his grading scale. That cracked me up.
YOUR SON IS AWESOME. I am 100% serious about that. You’ve got a smart one.
The 50 Greatest Caucasian Gangster Photos Of All Time
Your life isn’t so bad.
